“Nyotai Mori?”
From my Hollywood contact in the Global Tigers and Cranes Enterprise, report of “Hadaka Sushi“, AKA Nekkid Women Sushi.
Basically, this sushi restaurant from Hollywood(where else?) serves morsels of food, mainly sushi, on naked people. At first I was going to remark that this restaurant is chauvinistic, and sexist, as I thought they serve food only on top of women’s body. Then I read a little further, and it seems that you can order food on naked dudes as well. Okaay…
Called “Nyotai Mori”, here’s the description of what goes on at this joint.
“Also referred to as “body sushi”, nyotaimori is the practice of eating sashimi or sushi from the body of the woman”.
I quote. It’s markedly different from cannibalism, where the flesh of the said woman is eaten.
“Sushi is not merely food,(it isn’t?) but the culinary expression of art and sensuality. At Hadaka Sushi, the gourmet experience is taken to a new level as the model’s inherent beauty and energy enhances the exquisite cuisine.”
“The food never touches the model’s skin(whew!), but instead is presented on banana leaves draped on top of the flower-adorned body.”
So, how much for this “expression of sensuality and art”? Try $1100. And, the website notes, it doesn’t include food(what the hell?!), beverage (oh, double snaps!), nor room charge(restaurants now charge for rooms?!), nor, tax and gratuity, which, I suppose is fair. Let’s see, what is the tax and tip for a $1100 “model fee” sans food and drinks and shit? uhm… gotta bust out my calculator… punching some numbers in… well, it looks like additional $300 or so, and you still haven’t even touched the food.
And, for $6000, one can order the “premium package”, which does include food and booze.
The idea of eating food off a person kind of gives me the creeps, but hey, different strokes to float your boat, I guess.
June 27th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Yeah, I’ve heard of that a long time ago. I personally think that it is pretty weird and only hardcore perverts would want to do it o_o. But, uh, if that was the only thing on Earth I had to eat then I guess you’d see me dining sushi on nekkid men o_o….
*Shudder*