mother’s milk
what we have here, is potentially the most awesome idea in marketing, or the most disgusting product. it’s called “mother’s milk”, and it hails from japan’s dairy land, hokkaidou.
now, i don’t really think they lined up lactating moms and squeezed their boobies to make this product, but you never know… i can’t read the small prints on the side. most likely, it’s just a high-end milk with a little fella suckling on an exposed breast. well, it works for me. i think i’ll buy me a carton.
now there is a grown man who has drunk his wife’s boob juice, and you can read all about it here, on “steve, don’t eat it!” of course, he kinda wussed out and cut the breast milk with some chocolate syrup.
Until now, the foods I’ve sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable “Steve Don’t Eat It” candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I’m not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. I’m talking about breast milk.
That’s right. And not just a little drop off the odd finger, but a genuine slug of freshly-pumped wife juice. (I’ll go ahead and ignore the shiver I just got, and keep typing.)
Thinking about actually drinking breast milk has caused me to ponder the question: Is it not weirder to drink cow’s milk which is truly intended for baby cows? The answer: Hell no! The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of my wife’s chest in the first place. It sure as hell didn’t do that when I met her. I’m telling you, the whole thing is lunacy. I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal?
it’s a toss up between this and kimchi coolpis. which would you drink, and how badly would you have to lose a bet?
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